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LESSONS OF LIFE** Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?
8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no
woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?
11. Is there another word for synonym?
12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"
13. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
14. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
15. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
16. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
17. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
18. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked ?
19. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
20. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
21. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
22. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
23. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
24. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
25. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
26. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
27. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
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 Calculating Gas & BeerA recent study conducted by Harvard University found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study by the American Medical Association found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. This means, on average,Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.Kind of makes you proud to be an American! |
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Bit Torrent Search Engine ** Just a small note to our torrent fans. The Bit Torrent Search Engine is now working fine.
Bare it & We'll Share it...
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Interesting Facts... 1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.
5. The Mercedes-Benz motto is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best or nothing”.
6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.
7. The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
8. The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
9. Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
10. The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
11. Dalmatians are born without spots.
12. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
13. The ‘v’ in the name of a court case does not stand for ‘versus’, but for ‘and’ (in civil proceedings) or ‘against’ (in criminal proceedings).
14. Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, but women’s shirts have the buttons on the left.
15. The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids.
16. The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee.
17. Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks.
18. The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.
19. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
20. Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
21. The verb “cleave” is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.
22. When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.
23. When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
24. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor.
25. The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney.
26. Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.
27. Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan.
28. It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
29. The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples.
30. There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
31. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.
32. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.
33. It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.
34. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
35. Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.
36. The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.
37. Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.
38. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it
is smiling).
39. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.”
40. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
41. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
42. The average person laughs 13 times a day.
43. Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)
44. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
45. German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.
46. Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump.
47. Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
48. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.
49. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.
50. The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!! |
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Giant's Fan There was an old Giant's fan with really crappy seats at Giants Stadium. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted a plush empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down the stadium steps.
When he finally arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?"
The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big Giant's fan."
The Giant's fan replied,” I’m so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?"
The man replied, "They're all at the funeral." |
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| P.S. This may be a bit old, but it continues to freak me out each time I see it...SharePro |
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I apologize that the forums we're down. I was doing some security updates and didn't realize that the coding affected the forums. At any rate, the forums are now fixed. Expect some additional new things within the week...
Cheers,
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Famous Sayings - Says Who? (**) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." -- Author Unknown (Presumed Deseased)
(**) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."
(**) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." --Drew Carey
(**) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." --Jeff Foxworthy
(**) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should
>treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they
>should give you two weeks' notice.There should be severance pay, the day before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." --Bob Ettinger
(**) "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'" --Paula Poundstone
(**) "A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh."
--Conan O'Brien
(**) "If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." --Johnny Carson
(**) "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
(**) "My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law." --Jerry Seinfeld
(**) "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student in Afghanistan." --A. Whitney Brown
(**) "Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer." -- W. C. Fields |
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Weekly Interesting Facts (*) A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
(*) A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
(*) A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
(*) A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
(*) A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
(*) A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
(*) Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
(*) A snail can sleep for three years.
(*) All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
(*) Almonds are a member of the peach family.
(*) To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.
(*) Reindeer like to eat bananas.
(*) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(*) Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
(*) Butterflies taste with their feet.
(*) The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
(*) The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
(*) There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
(*) Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
(*) TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
(*) Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
(*) The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
(*) There are more chickens than people in the world.
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Water vs. Wine It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
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Moral: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap. |
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30-Jul-2008 09:25:11 | April03: where do i go to get a list of movies
29-Mar-2008 10:10:17 | settler: No.
03-Feb-2008 08:24:53 | spindle: Hi all can anyone help? do i have to make donation before i can download?
01-Jan-2008 07:26:33 | lbpd: where can i DL the program and start DLing?
29-Nov-2007 12:37:06 | rhprn1: hi all
24-Nov-2007 13:54:14 | settler: seems like nobody cares!
09-Sep-2007 20:33:16 | settler: forum has a database error,been like that for a few days now
29-Aug-2007 22:59:39 | mastermc01: go to the torretn search engine
17-May-2007 07:52:05 | krazykim: i need help how do i download a game i want from here?
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